Here’s top ten Premier League players, including Liverpool duo valued at £75 million, who are stuck until January.

Although there are still some transfer windows open worldwide, a Liverpool duo valued at £75 million are among the Premier League players who are unable to move for a few months.

10) Odysseas Vlachodimos (Newcastle)
It is strongly advised that you take a moment to reflect on the outrageously brazen decision of Newcastle to sign Nottingham Forest’s third-choice keeper at the time for a reported fee of up to £20m. This should be done at least once a day.

Since that transition, Vlachodimos has formed only one matchday squad for Greece. He maintained a clean sheet against Finland, thereby equalling the number of shutouts he achieved during his entire debut season at Forest. This achievement undoubtedly convinced Newcastle to make him the most expensive custodian in their history.

9) Kamaldeen Sulemana (Southampton)
It is equally important to reflect on Southampton’s January 2023 transfer window on a weekly basis. The Saints, who were in a state of panic, backed Nathan Jones to the hilt in the winter after spending the previous summer giving Manchester City as much money as possible for any entirely inexperienced Academy graduates the champions could spare.

Mislav Orsic (£8m for six minutes and a substantial loss when he was sold five months later), Paul Onuachu (£18m for no goals in 411 minutes before having his shirt number removed), and Sulemana (a club-record £22m for two goals, both in a ridiculous final-day draw with Liverpool long after relegation had been confirmed) both had a similarly disastrous hit-rate. Chelsea was the only team to surpass their £60m investment.

Sulemana attempted to exploit these escape routes this summer, but Ajax filed the paperwork late, resulting in the forward being locked in purgatory for the remainder of 2024. Carlos Alcaraz (not the one in question) was at least competent for a period before joining Juventus on loan and then Flamengo permanently.

8) Sergio Reguilon (Spurs)

“They are not required to reintegrate into the squad.” It is evident where they fall within the context of our squad and team dynamics; however, I have never been inclined to coerce individuals to leave. They have made judgements regarding their own careers and the activities they wish to pursue, and so long as they remain in the organisation, they will remain. We will devise a solution to that situation; however, it will undoubtedly not influence our approach to the initial team.

Giovani Lo Celso’s ears were still ringing when he reacquainted himself with the surroundings at Real Betis after five years on the books in north London, despite Ange Postecoglou’s message being obvious enough. However, it appears that Reguilon may wish to challenge his manager’s assertion.

It would be unwise to do so; the left-back has no position in the Spurs’ lineup. Postecoglou’s opinion has not been altered by his loans with Manchester United and Brentford, nor has his final appearance for the club under Antonio Conte. It is still possible to visit Turkey and reunite with Jose Mourinho and his costly hams.

7) Isaac Hayden (Newcastle)
If you believe that is harmful, please consider Hayden. He last appeared in a Newcastle victory in any competition for Steve Bruce against Ralph Hasenhuttl, with Karl Darlow to his right, Javier Manquillo to his left, and captain Jonjo Shelvey directly upfront. Jeff Hendrick was dismissed, and Andy Carroll was on the bench.Newcastle has progressed without Hayden; however, the six-year contract that was extended in September 2020 implies that they did not anticipate this outcome. It is comprehensible that the Magpies have encountered difficulty in relocating him and may have even given up.

For the sake of Christ, Jamal Lewis was loaned to Sao Paulo. Hayden should be incensed with his agent.

6) Joe Gomez (Liverpool)
Liverpool may have made a mistake this summer when it came to Gomez. They unwittingly disclosed their £45 million valuation of Gomez to the public at an early stage, as the specifics of a thwarted attempt to sign Anthony Gordon were disclosed.

The vote of confidence that Gomez might have sought was never provided by Arne Slot’s aloof, matter-of-fact approach to public speaking. While Aston Villa and Chelsea pursued Newcastle’s interest without ever submitting a formal offer for a defender whose versatility could genuinely be a greater curse than his injury history.

The climate may shift as Liverpool encounters additional challenges in the fixture schedule; however, Gomez’s absence from the Premier League for the first three games only serves to reinforce the notion that her appearance and profile are not quite right.

5) Antony (Manchester United)
Possibly more than any other current Premier League player, Antony is enticed by the prospect of a loan transfer to Turkey. His complete demeanour exudes Besiktas. He exudes an Istanbul Basaksehir aura that is absurdly robust. He bleeds Trabzonspor when he is cut.

In a manner that his tenure in England will never replicate, it feels right. Despite Erik ten Hag’s extensive experience as an industry-leading director of football, there are substantial uncertainties regarding the existence of an £82m forward in the aforementioned list. Consequently, it will not be identified during the Barclays cut and thrust.

Considering that a single spare Manchester United minute has been discovered and allocated to the Brazilian this season, even his most ardent supporter appears to have accepted this. Antony is alleged to desire to depart, despite publicly declaring that he would remain and advocate for his position. Manchester United will only achieve this when they acknowledge that they will need to reduce their losses by a significant amount.

4) Caoimhin Kelleher (Liverpool)
Kelleher must have regarded the experience as work experience for an eventual promotion to the full-time position at Liverpool, despite the fact that he filled in for Alisson during numerous cup campaigns and the Brazilian’s infrequent absences due to injury.

The equation at Anfield has been somewhat altered by the signing of Giorgi Mamardashvili.

“I have been emphatic in recent years that I aspire to become a No. 1 and play consistently,” Kelleher stated to the Irish media during this international break. “The club has resolved to acquire an additional custodian.” From an external perspective, it appears that they have resolved to pursue an alternative course of action.

It is difficult to maintain an argument. Kelleher will be compelled to spend another season on the Carabao, as other free-spending clubs are still hesitant to approve costly custodian transfers in the upcoming season. The fact that Nottingham Forest is offering £7 million in addition to Matt Turner for a player valued at £30 million is truly amusing.

3) Emmanuel Dennis (Nottingham Forest)
In all sincerity, Forest cannot claim that they were not forewarned; Dennis was the 13th new signing to arrive at the City Ground during their inaugural season back in the Premier League, so it was inevitable that he would experience some form of misfortune during his tenure.

However, none of his challenges have been primarily due to a lack of serendipity. Dennis was inadvertently recruited at an inopportune moment, and he was soon ensnared in the fiendish shuffle. In his inaugural season, he featured in only nine games after transferring from Watford for a reported £20 million.

After spending the previous campaign on loan in Turkey and subsequently returning to Watford, the Nigerian has not appeared for his parent club since May 2023. Dennis has had a less significant influence on Forest’s top flight than Mark Clattenburg.

2) Rob Holding (Crystal Palace)
“We will discuss the matter; he is aware of the reason.” However, it is a matter that is exclusively between Rob and me. There is no public information. The current Holding pattern of a player who has fallen through the centre-half gaps at Selhurst Park was the extent to which Oliver Glasner considered it necessary to discuss it.

Since his £3 million transfer to Selhurst Park, Holding has participated in only one game, a 3-0 League Cup third-round loss. The 28-year-old has been relegated to the back of the pecking order this summer, despite the sale of Andersen, as Chadi Riad, Maxence Lacroix, and Trevoh Chalobah have arrived. He was previously behind Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, and Chris Richards, and has since been succeeded by Joel Ward, Nathaniel Clyne, and Jefferson Lerma.

This is the consequence of believing Roy Hodgson when he guarantees you gametime.

1) Ben Chilwell (Chelsea)
It was inevitable that the attention would be directed towards Raheem Sterling’s situation; however, this distraction somewhat obscured the fact that Chelsea abruptly decided to terminate the contracts of numerous of their own players this summer. They maximised their sales and loaned out an additional dozen players to guarantee that Enzo Maresca had the squad size that he had always desired during his coaching qualifications.

Sterling was transferred to Arsenal, Kepa to Bournemouth, Chalobah to Crystal Palace, and all others were transferred to Strasbourg. However, Chilwell was never able to secure a market for his fee or wages. It is probable that Chelsea would seek at least a refund on their £45 million investment in a 2020 signing, while Chilwell may legitimately invoke the £200,000 per week that he is contractually obligated to receive in order to resist any attempts to relocate him. The England international and former European champion has been offered to Turkish organisations; however, they are unable to accommodate the associated complications.

Chelsea continues to advance, embodying the We’re All Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This meme as she endeavours to extinguish the fire she has ignited.